"The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be ... unnatural."
- Chancellor Palpatine

"Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise."
-Count de Monet

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
-General Maximus

"Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
-Louis Tully A.K.A. Vinz Clortho (the Keymaster of Gozer)

"This is madness."
-C-3PO

"I aaenmar prestar . The world is changed. Han mathon ne nen. I feel it in the waters. Han mathon ne chae.I feel it in the earth. A han noston ned 'wilith. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it."
- Galadriel

"He don't even have his liscence, Lisa"
-Gary Wallace

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
-Taylor

"Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka."
-John Winger

"You didn't get me down, Ray. "
-Jake La Motta

"He's taking the knife out of the cheese......do you think he wants some cheese?!?!"
-Arthur Bach

"Yes, too bad. You could warn them...if only you spoke Hovitos"
-Belloq

"Stay classy, San Diego."
-Ron Burgundy

"The dear departed once said to me: 'I never met an ape I didn't like'..."
-Minister

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincenzo Coccotti. "
-Vincent Coccotti

"'Cause I'm a karate man, see. And a karate man bruises on the inside...they don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking motherfucker. "
-Billy Ray Valentine

"I looked at the trap Ray"
-Dr. Egon Spengler

"You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian"
-Armand Goldman

"I don't know what you're talking about and I wish you'd shut the hell up"
-Al Wallace

"Our courteous and efficient staff is on call 24 hours a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. "
Dr. Ray Stantz

"This being Milt"
-the Alley Pimp

"Oh dogs. Sure I like dags. I like caravans more"
-Tommy

"Anti-shark cage? You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water? You go in the water? Sharks in the water? Our shark?.....Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies, Fairwell and adieu you ladies of Spain...."
-Quint

"There's......something on the wing! Some....THING!"
- Ace Ventura

"Life moves pretty fast. If you dont stop and look around once and a while.... you could miss it."
- Ferris Bueller

"Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity"
- Quint

"This here's nature Phillip"
-Butch Haynes

"Good talk, Russ"
Clark W. Griswold, Jr.

"Where did you learn your trade. You stupid fucking cunt. You idiot. Whoever told you you could work with men?"
-Ricky Roma

"We Draculs have a right to be proud. What devil or witch was ever so great as the killer whose blood flows in these veins? "
-Count Dracula

"Im going to get the papers, get the papers"
- Jimmy Two Times

"Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some draggin' fruit garden."
-Jiveman2

"Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know."
-Carl Spackler

"You're out, Tom."
Michael Corleone

"Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless. Like the Ark."
-Belloq

"I have asked you to show me what you know, and you have.... not a Goddamn thing!"
- Pai Mei

"Good, try the veal. It's the best in the city."
-Sollozzo

"You're all a bunch of slack-jawwed faggots".
-Blaine

"Sorry folks, the park is closed. The moose out front should have told you".
-Lasky

"Can't complain. Got a house in Oyster Bay."
-Roger Barnes

"Bravo, Mr. Hunter"
-Capt. Frank Ramsey

"You go get your court order, and I'll sue your ass for wrongful prosecution"
-Dr. Peter Venkman

"Hey, noses in the dirt airheads"
-Sergeant Martin Riggs (TV version)

"Hey, noses in the dirt assholes"
-Sergeant Martin Riggs

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
- James Gumb

"She's into malakas, Dino."
-Gary Wallace

"I have nipples Greg..."
- Jack Burns

"A flute with no holes, is not a flute. And a danish with no holes, is a donut."
- Ty Webb

"How 'bout you, Lash Larue? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?"

- Winston Wolf

"4:30, time for milking"
-Eli Lapp

"Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans and bring me the Ambassador. I want her alive!"
- Darth Vader