"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!"
-Wes Mantooth

"Hear me now. This place is cursed, damned. And yes, your master is the devil. Get out while you can! You are all free men! Do you hear me? Run! Flee! Save yourselves!"
-Louis de Pointe du Lac

"They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night my parents were murdered I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in all the shadows. And there is something out there in the darkness, something terrifying, something that will not stop until it gets revenge... Me."
-Bruce Wayne

"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."
-Patrick Bateman

"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something- his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery- he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
-Captain Koons

"We both had done the math. Kelly added it all up and... knew she had to let me go. I added it up, and knew that I had... lost her. 'cause I was never gonna get off that island. I was gonna die there, totally alone. I was gonna get sick, or get injured or something. The only choice I had, the only thing I could control was when, and how, and where it was going to happen. So... I made a rope and I went up to the summit, to hang myself. I had to test it, you know? Of course. You know me. And the weight of the log, snapped the limb of the tree, so I...I... , I couldn't even kill myself the way I wanted to. I had power over nothing. And that's when this feeling came over me like a warm blanket. I knew, somehow, that I had to stay alive. Somehow. I had to keep breathing. Even though there was no reason to hope. And all my logic said that I would never see this place again. So that's what I did. I stayed alive. I kept breathing. And one day my logic was proven all wrong because the tide came in, and gave me a sail. And now, here I am. I'm back. In Memphis, talking to you. I have ice in my glass... And I've lost her all over again. I'm so sad that I don't have Kelly. But I'm so grateful that she was with me on that island. And I know what I have to do now. I gotta keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows what the tide could bring?
-Chuck Noland

"You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. You're just too skinny."
-Freddie Bauer

"Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse."
-Frank Abagnale Sr.

"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. They's uhm, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That..that's about it."
- Pvt. Benjamin Buford 'Bubba' Blue

"Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time."
-Da Nang Hooker

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair- but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
-Patrick Bateman

"Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake? You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. Shoe program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me."
-Detective Alonzo Harris

"If you let us go, I'll bring back the sun. Here's a picture of my sister. If you let us go you can have her. I hear she's quite good."
-Emmett Fitz-Hume

"You cheat Docta Jones! You cheat! I'm very small, you cheat very big!"
-Short Round

"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."
-Brick Tamland

"Connie...Connie, Connie, Connie, Connie, Connie...I wanna be reasonable with you. Now, why don't you stay with us - with the family. You can live here on the estate with your kids. You won't be deprived of anything and you can have everything you want. Now...I don't know this Merle...I don't know what he does...I don't know what he lives on. Now why don't you tell him that marriage is out of the question, and you don't want to see him anymore. Now he'll understand, believe me."
-Michael Corleone

"Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come."
-Pedro Cerrano

"The wolf don't know why he's a wolf, and a deer don't know why he's a deer...God just made it that way."
-Mickey Knox

"Look the FBI guys promised me a deal. So I made up a lot of stuff about Michael Corleone 'cause that's what they wanted... but it was all lies...uh...everything. And I kept saying...Michael Corleone did this and Michael Corleone did that...so I said yeah sure, why not."
-Frankie "Five Angels" Pentangeli

"Chairman Dodge, please... Would you tell him that it's Mr. Joshua Benjamin from the NAACP on the line. Actually Ma'am, you could be a great deal of help, I have a few minor questions. I would like to know how many members of the Chairman's committee are African American?... None... Well, surely, there must be a Latino member on the committee... No Latinos either... Ah... does the Chairman have any Asians or Native Americans on the Committee? Does the Chairman have any Handicaps or Gays on the Committee? No Gays... Well, thank you ma'am, you've been a great deal of help. Just forget I even called. Just tell him I said 'hi'."
-Senator Thomas Jefferson Johnson

"Marty- Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk."
-Drexl Spivey

"I wanna say something... I'm gonna put it out there- if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back... I want to be on you."
-Ron Burgundy

"Perhaps you would like me to wash your dick for you... you little shit."
-Hobson

"Too early for flapjacks?"
-Phil Connors

"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik- spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."
-Stuart Mackenzie

"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."
-Garth Algar

"The point is, ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you."
-Gordon Gekko

"Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me."
-Darth Vader

"I'm done doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that kills people." And in that purpose I was a success. I've done this, because philosophically I'm sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut."
-Hattori Hanzo

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
-Jules Winnfield

"He's all wrong for us, baby. I saw you beat that man like I never saw no man get beat before, and the man...kept...coming after you. Now we don't need no man like that in our lives."
-Duke

"Looks like he matched his meet. You really licked his ass."
-Lt. Lenina Huxley

"Listen to me you deaf fuck- I came to you when we could have done something. I gave you a chance to be a cop and YOU BLEW IT!"
-Lt. Moe Tilden

"Well this is not a boat accident. It wasn't any propeller, it wasn't any coral reef, and it wasn't Jack the Ripper. It was a shark."
-Matt Hooper

"What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men."
-Road Prison 36 Captain

"You walk into a shoe store with a hundred and fifty, you walk out with one shoe! We were working on five thousand!"
-Fast Eddie Felson

"I think I broke his fuckin' neck!"
-Samson

"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves."
-Roman Moroni

"Ah-Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"
-Betelgeuse

"Can I finish? PLEASE, can I finish?!.........Okay, I'm finished."
-Canadian Minister of Movies

"Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!"
-Uglu'k

"Look at these two aqua velvas...what a couple of 'mos"
-Barry Steinberg

"I wish I was a loofah."
-Capt. Stillman

"I don't know Karate but I do know c-razy, and I will use it."
-Roy O'Bannon

"Oh, dear God, thank you, you are such a good God to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating God, and we thank you oh sweet, sweet lord of hosts for the smorgasbord you have so aptly laid at our table this day, and each day, by day, day by day, by day oh dear lord three things we pray to love thee more dearly, to see thee more clearly, to follow thee more nearly, day, by day, by day. Amen."
-Greg Focker

"Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. "
-Jeff Spicoli

"But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"
-Otter

"I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano...... I'm talkin' about Aspen."
-Lloyd Christmas

"Now listen my tough little friend, I don't know from what stone you crawled, or where you get these ideas about me, but it seems painfully obvious that you don't have the slightest fucking idea who you are dealing with. So My advice to you is why don't you crawl back to your little stone in Detroit before you get squashed. "
-Victor Maitland

"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walked or crawled at one time or another. I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."
-Willam "Bill" Munny

"Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?"
-Frank "the Tank" Ricard

"It's like riding a psychotic horse toward a burning stable."
-Armand Goldman

"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."
-Nicky Santoro

"When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos with a rifle shot at a thousand yards in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing I was ever good at."
-Sergeant Martin Riggs

"Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!"
-Gary Wallace

"Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass."
-Artie Fufkin

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."
-Capt. Jack Sparrow

"Dear Maya, I'm sorry about the other night. Love and kisses to all your pink parts. - George"
-George Kuffs

"Wonderful, this computer magic."
-Viv Savage

"That morning I was not yet a vampire, and I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely, and yet I can't recall any sunrise before it. I watched its whole magnificence for the last time as if it were the first. And then I said farewell to sun light, and set out to become what I became."
-Louis de Pointe du Lac

"I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets."
-George Kuffs

"My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son."
-Kurt Kelly's Dad

"You can't really dust for vomit."
-Nigel Tufnel

"Cause she's got a GREAT ASS... and you got your head all the way up it!"
-Lt. Vincent Hanna

"We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly."
-Newt

"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
-Marla Singer

"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desperately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamb? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars... while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI."
-Dr. Hannibal Lecter

"One day the kids from the neighborhood carried my mother's groceries all the way home. You know why? It was outta respect."
-Henry Hill

"No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn."
-Russell Ziskey

"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice."
-Judge Smails

"I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
-Ron Burgundy

"Is Rusty still in the Navy?"
-Aunt Bethany

"Yeah, do you have the Beatles' White Album? Never mind, just get me a glass of hot fat. And bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia while you're out there."
-Fletch

"Many Bothans died to bring us this information."
-Mon Mothma

"Re-verify our range to target... one ping only."
-Captain Marko Ramius

"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks."
-Joseph R. Cooper

"All of you can kiss my rebel dick"
-Doc Holliday

"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, floods? You think women are like that? Whats the matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE? I really wanna know. Because if it's a mistake, maybe we can do something about it? Find a cure. Invent a vaccine. Build up our immune systems. Get a little exercise. You know, twenty push-ups a day and you NEVER have to be afflicted with women EVER AGAIN!"
-Daryl Van Horne

"I think... no, I am positive... that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we've been together, you have demonstrated EVERY loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered a few new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick."
-Alexandra Medford

"You see Danny, I can deal with the bullets, and the bombs, and the blood. I don't want money, and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely."
-Col. Nathan R. Jessep

"You know, I think I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you're not very interesting. You're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real person underneath but the only reason anyone would bother to look past all that is because you're beautful. Ironic, isn't it? In an odd way you're your own problem."
-Will Randall

"I've got Jews at my table."
-Melvin Udall

"Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth."
-Spottswoode

"Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947."
-Dr. Ray Stantz

"Don't act like you're not impressed"
-Ron Burgundy

"Hey! Get some beer and some cleaning products".
-Floyd

"The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid"
-Lt. "Goose" Bradshaw

"Suck my dick"
-Lieutenant Jordan O'Neil

"Make no mistake about it, he's not after revenge, it's a reakoning."
-Doc Holliday

"It reminds me of the heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence."
-Captain Marko Ramius

"Leeloo Dallas, mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass"
-Leeloo

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
-Ron Burgundy