"Chairman Dodge, please... Would you tell him that it's Mr. Joshua Benjamin from the NAACP on the line. Actually Ma'am, you could be a great deal of help, I have a few minor questions. I would like to know how many members of the Chairman's committee are African American?... None... Well, surely, there must be a Latino member on the committee... No Latinos either... Ah... does the Chairman have any Asians or Native Americans on the Committee? Does the Chairman have any Handicaps or Gays on the Committee? No Gays... Well, thank you ma'am, you've been a great deal of help. Just forget I even called. Just tell him I said 'hi'."
-Senator Thomas Jefferson Johnson