"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, floods? You think women are like that? Whats the matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE? I really wanna know. Because if it's a mistake, maybe we can do something about it? Find a cure. Invent a vaccine. Build up our immune systems. Get a little exercise. You know, twenty push-ups a day and you NEVER have to be afflicted with women EVER AGAIN!"
-Daryl Van Horne